what’s the point of boys if they aren’t making out with me
duuhcoatuh: Its really hard having a civil conversation with someone when all you can think about is how many hickies you would like to give them.
Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember